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Bad Movie Lover

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« on: August 10, 2007, 02:19:39 PM »

Tor wasn't really what they were looking for in the Jesus Christ Superstar auditions.

I bent my wookie!
Bad Movie Lover

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the High Inquisitor of bath and wells

« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2007, 04:09:59 PM »

"in a perfect world... the mentally handicapped will lead the blind"

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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2007, 05:22:33 PM »

TOR : THE MUSICAL,inculdes the delightful ditty "Time fa go ta bed,ma baby."

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2007, 09:53:32 PM »

Tor and his Dad reacted with shock, like the rest of the audience, when they heard Darth Vader say:

"LUKE - I am your father!!!"

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
The Burgomaster
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2007, 07:16:56 AM »

First, there was BRUCE ALMIGHTY.  Then, there was EVAN ALMIGHTY.  And now, from the mind of director Mel Gibson, comes, THE PASSION OF THE TOR ALMIGHTY!

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
B-Movie Kraken

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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"

« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2007, 08:06:35 AM »


\"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2007, 11:38:43 AM »

You are now under the spell of my croissant staff!
Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2007, 02:37:01 PM »

Bill Ward and Geezer Bulter gear up for another Ozzfest/Black Sabbath reunion.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2007, 09:02:29 PM »


DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2008, 10:34:30 AM »

...And Tiny Tim didn't die after all; he enjoyed a life of crime and eventually went to prison, where he started his own thug "boy" band.


Mr. Manson's prison parties almost always ended this way; barbershop quartet songs sung by two with gusto, followed by a forehead tattoo session for all and sundry. "MY CLEMENTINE!!!" this a visual definition of the term "bedraggled?" (Except for the perfect teeth, of course!)

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2008, 04:32:35 PM »

Quit touching my rod!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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