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We're all just victims of circumstance

« on: August 11, 2007, 04:42:13 PM »

"Damn! I wish the site of my genitals didn't have that effect on women."
"This is evidently hurting me a lot more than it's hurting you!'

And you thought Trek isn't cool.
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2007, 02:45:11 AM »

Haha!  My roofie sandwich always works!

Take that, Mr. King!  Haha!  Wait, that camera isn't on, is it?  You sure?
B-Movie Kraken

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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"

« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2007, 07:48:38 AM »

 Top; "Teacher...TEACHER!!!"

 Bottom: "You killed my Teacher!!! WHY WHY WHY????"

"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Dedicated Viewer

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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2007, 12:45:16 PM »

top "being a "Hooker" does that every time"

bottom :in Cartman voice: "you will respect my authoritah!!!!"
Yaddo 42
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 10:00:44 PM »

Top: I'm Denny, want to see my "Crane", baby?"

Bottom: Take that! I told you it's not a rug!

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
Psycho Circus
B-Movie Kraken

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2008, 04:57:37 PM »

Top: "Always wondered what it'd be like to f**k a dead chick...."

Bottom: "Oh you want your penis back? HERE!"

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