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« on: August 12, 2007, 08:40:10 PM »

Gamera: I've got a drum! Yes I do! I've got a drum! How about you?

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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2007, 09:59:54 PM »

The event organizers quickly discovered that pyrotechnics and giant turtles do not mix . . . .

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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 06:29:31 AM »

Today on 30 Minute Meals, turtle soup the quick and easy way. 

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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 02:39:55 PM »

Alton Brown's last "Good Eats" won him a cable ace award for costume design...posthumously.

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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2007, 08:49:49 PM »

 One of the symptoms of gnorehha is a  burning sensation when Gamera has discovered .

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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2007, 05:43:37 PM »

The thousand turtles snapping in unison! MY CHIDORIII!!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2007, 07:27:51 PM »

I don't want to work, I just want to bang on my drum all day, c'mon sing it with me!!

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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2007, 10:15:47 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2007, 02:40:54 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2007, 12:12:43 AM »

Maybe now I can be the new Def Lepperd drummer

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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2007, 12:27:27 AM »

After a week of corned beef and cabbage with deviled eggs and warm green beer, Gamera decided that the St. Patrick's Day parties were VERY bad for his system
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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2008, 05:44:02 PM »

Gamera wasn't sure which was more painful...having his genitals catch fire or trying to beat the flames out.

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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2008, 05:46:23 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2008, 08:37:19 PM »


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« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2008, 09:35:53 PM »

The consequences of feeding a giant snapping turtle a large amount of chili.

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