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Kooshmeister
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« on: August 13, 2007, 12:16:46 PM »

From The Monster Squad.

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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2007, 01:23:00 PM »

"COME ON IN KIDS!!!!!!!!!  IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!"
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 02:42:39 PM »

Dracula tries out for the off-Broadway version of "The Phantom of the Opera"
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 07:54:55 PM »

Pam: Come Vlad, it will be easier for you than it was for Jason...
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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 09:18:59 AM »

"How do you like me NOW?!"
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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2007, 10:15:31 AM »

The Prince of Darkness really love to show off his jazz hands.
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 12:57:32 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 02:29:28 AM »



"In the Garden of Eden, baby,
Don't you know that I'll always be true?
Oh, won't you come with me?"
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2007, 09:23:21 AM »

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Fuggedaboudit!"

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"Hello Transylvaniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 10:39:35 AM »

"Don't cry for me, Transylvania!!!!!!!"
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« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2007, 11:17:32 AM »

Jazz hands
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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2007, 10:08:03 AM »

Last Words of Dracula: "WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?!"
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« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2007, 09:30:18 PM »




Dracula reacts to  Janet Reno getting out of the shower one house over. 
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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2007, 07:34:58 AM »

Y'all got it all wrong.  This isn't Dracula.  It's his dim witted cousin Alvin about two seconds after biting that Italian girl from down the block.

(See, he bit the Italian girl, Italian cooking uses lots of garlic, garlic....oh never mind)
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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2007, 09:13:43 PM »

I can't stand American dance music...its so "Blah!" as in "Blah, blah!" But EEEEverybody loves a POL-KA!
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