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The King of Koosh!
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Must have caffeine...

« on: August 13, 2007, 12:16:46 PM »

From The Monster Squad.

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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2007, 01:23:00 PM »

"COME ON IN KIDS!!!!!!!!!  IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 02:42:39 PM »

Dracula tries out for the off-Broadway version of "The Phantom of the Opera"

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
Doc Daneeka
The Game is Finished?
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It's neVer over!

« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 07:54:55 PM »

Pam: Come Vlad, it will be easier for you than it was for Jason...
For the latest on the fifth installment in Don Coscarelli's Phantasm saga.
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 09:18:59 AM »

"How do you like me NOW?!"

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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2007, 10:15:31 AM »

The Prince of Darkness really love to show off his jazz hands.

I bent my wookie!
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 12:57:32 AM »

That's it, I'll never stalk for victims in Brooklyn again.

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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 02:29:28 AM »

"In the Garden of Eden, baby,
Don't you know that I'll always be true?
Oh, won't you come with me?"
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Jesus H. Chelios!

« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2007, 09:23:21 AM »

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Fuggedaboudit!"


"Hello Transylvaniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 10:39:35 AM »

"Don't cry for me, Transylvania!!!!!!!"

Some people like cupcakes better--I for one care less for them
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2007, 11:17:32 AM »

Jazz hands
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I'm not this big, I'm just in the foreground

« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2007, 10:08:03 AM »

Last Words of Dracula: "WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?!"

Pull Da Stringks!  Pull Da Stringks!  Bevare!  Bevare of the Big Green Dragon That Sits On Your Doorstep!  He Eats Little Boys...Puppy Dog Tails...and BIG FAT SNAILS!
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2007, 09:30:18 PM »

Dracula reacts to  Janet Reno getting out of the shower one house over. 

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2007, 07:34:58 AM »

Y'all got it all wrong.  This isn't Dracula.  It's his dim witted cousin Alvin about two seconds after biting that Italian girl from down the block.

(See, he bit the Italian girl, Italian cooking uses lots of garlic, garlic....oh never mind)
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2007, 09:13:43 PM »

I can't stand American dance music...its so "Blah!" as in "Blah, blah!" But EEEEverybody loves a POL-KA!

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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