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Howard the Duck

Started by Ash, August 08, 2007, 02:25:34 AM

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BlackAngel75

I like you.  You're so understanding.  Donald is so abusive, and Daffy whines all the time about that stupid rabbit.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

jdlarch

HTD: I was a psychiatrist for a while.
LT: Really? Why'd you quit?
HTD: I was a quack.

*moan*

HTD: I was also a chef. Even went to Cordon Bleu for a while.
LT: Really? Why'd you quit?
HTD: When they found out what I meant by "duck sauce" they kicked me out!

*double-moan*
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.