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flackbait
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« on: August 13, 2007, 04:16:05 PM »


Sadly Fullmetal Jacket: the musical lacked something from the film
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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2007, 07:01:01 PM »

Your hands will protect your groin if someone shoots you with a gun.
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 10:12:21 PM »

The men at bootcamp learned the hard way not to share hookers.
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 10:25:11 PM »



The men of Fighting Michael Jackson Squad would soon undergo their toughest training learning to moonwalk under enemy fire...
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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 03:27:20 AM »

No one in the troop (including the drill sargeant) wanted to admit they had to go number one before they started the march.
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I bent my wookie!
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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2007, 06:30:40 AM »

Everyone now knew just how much of a ball-buster the major truly was

...groan Lookingup
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)


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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2007, 09:18:18 AM »

Someone put itching powder in their shorts...
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Andrew
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I know where my towel is.


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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2007, 09:32:49 AM »



Next time on "Mail Call:" Oingo Boingo goes to boot camp.
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Andrew Borntreger
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« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2007, 05:13:39 PM »

None of them realized that if they would stop squeezing the pain would subside . . . .
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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2007, 07:31:11 PM »

Who put Atomic Heat Balm in my athletic supporter? I'll keep you morons up all night doing this if I have to!
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2007, 08:54:38 PM »

Got Crabs?
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2007, 10:05:05 PM »

Liza Jane's sister strikes again.
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eject...eject


« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2007, 12:50:24 AM »

I still like the line:

This is my weapon, this in my gun / This is for fighting, this is for fun.
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!


« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2007, 01:57:34 AM »


Before "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" there was "Either Way, Boy, Your Balls Are Mine!"
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« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2007, 11:33:29 AM »

When the Drill Sergeant mentioned kick ball for P.T., everyone reacted instinctively.
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