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« on: August 14, 2007, 11:18:31 AM »
You have to check this moron out for yourself.

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/9129056.html
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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2007, 02:25:50 PM »
Ah I just posted that in my stupid news of the day thread ... I didn't see yours. oops.

Anyway sometimes I'm ashamed to be from Kentucky, but at least this idiot is from the other end of the state. I bet he is one of those guys that say "Hey ya'll watch this!"
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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2007, 02:39:57 PM »
We were about to die today watching this at lunch.   Made me want to run around the rest of the day saying "I am cornholio!"
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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2007, 02:52:49 PM »
The Good Lord must love idiots . . . .  he sure made plenty of them.
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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 02:58:57 PM »
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"Hey ya'll watch this!"

Which is also the punchline to the old joke "What's the last thing a redneck says?".  TeddyR
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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2007, 04:06:58 PM »
Quote from: trekgeezer on August 14, 2007, 02:39:57 PM
We were about to die today watching this at lunch.   Made me want to run around the rest of the day saying "I am cornholio!"


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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2007, 04:27:25 PM »
I bet he was regreting using duct tape when they pulled it off.
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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2007, 05:34:25 PM »
OMG, how funny!

Sometimes it amazes me (and sadly sometimes it doesn't) just how stupid some people can get.
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« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2007, 06:32:04 AM »
  BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

 Did you watch the video? Crimeny...whatta mo-mo!!! "Do da math.''
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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2007, 05:32:06 PM »
This was on the local news last night here in Sacramento, so I imagine this story got some wide exposure.   I bet he is too stupid to even be embarrassed by it all.
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