Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
HOMEB-MOVIE REVIEWSREADER REVIEWSFORUMINTERVIEWSUPDATESABOUT
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
October 19, 2017, 03:29:49 PM
585526 Posts in 45124 Topics by 5972 Members
Latest Member: DragoTime
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  Beef Jerky/Meat Snacks « previous next »
Poll
Question: Do You Eat Beef Jerky/Meat Snacks?
Frequently - 5 (45.5%)
Sometimes - 5 (45.5%)
Never - 1 (9.1%)
Total Voters: 11

Pages: [1]
Author Topic: Beef Jerky/Meat Snacks  (Read 2569 times)
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1869
Posts: 15511


Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


WWW
« on: August 14, 2007, 11:19:29 AM »

To clarify, I'm referring to stuff like regular jerky and stuff like Slim Jims.  I enjoy beef jerky occasionally and I find Jack's Links to be a pretty good one.  From the ingredients its surprisingly pretty good for you. 

I like Jack Links Chicken Fajia Tender Cuts which are really awesome.  Thumbup
« Last Edit: August 14, 2007, 11:25:45 AM by The DarkSider » Logged

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Fishasaurus
Bad Movie Lover
***

Karma: 10
Posts: 166



WWW
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2007, 12:12:29 PM »

Luckily I have never tried these -- turns out the nitrites give me a whanging headache.
Logged

It takes a child to raze a village. -- Jello Biafra
Ash
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 0
Posts: 6726


17 Year Badmovies.org Veteran


« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2007, 02:31:26 PM »

I love beef jerky.
Too bad it's so damn expensive.   Bluesad

I buy that cheap Wal-Mart Great Value brand jerky.  It's like $3.00 for 4-5 ounces. 

On the front of the package it says, "Tenderized with Bromelain."
And whenever I see that, I always picture Homer Simpson saying, "MMM...Bromelain"   TeddyR

I also buy those big cans of Slim Jims that come with 24 snacks inside. 
They have to be "mild" though.  I can't stand the spiciness of the hot ones.
« Last Edit: August 15, 2007, 06:06:19 AM by Ash » Logged
Shadow
B-Movie Site Webmaster
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 216
Posts: 1864


Primoris Malum


WWW
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2007, 05:28:18 PM »

I love beef jerky.
Too bad it's so damn expensive.   Bluesad

I'll second both those sentiments. I could eat jerky all day. I used to get big plastic jars of it from Costco years back, but they stopped carrying that brand. I used to eat them and drink sparkling apple cider.
Logged

Shadow
www.bmoviegraveyard.com
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Torgo
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 534
Posts: 5275



« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 05:31:31 PM »

Beef Jerky was a lot cheaper when I was a kid.  I used to eat it all the time. I practically made meals out of it at times.

But I agree that now it's just too expensive. Sometimes if I'm at a gas station that stocks some high grade beef jerky, I'll pick up a couple but I don't eat it regularly anymore. 
Logged

"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."
Jack
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1130
Posts: 10304



« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2007, 05:50:53 PM »

I love that stuff, good spicy meat - nothing like it!  My favorite is any kind of really tough jerky that you pretty much have to rip your teeth out to tear a hunk off.  It's half the fun.  They used to have some teriyaki beef jerky at the local gas station and I'd eat gobs of that stuff.
Logged

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho
Susan
Guest
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2007, 05:58:23 PM »

lawrey's used to make good beef jerky back in the 80's. Then someone changed their recipe and they suck. I used to eat slim jims but now they're too gooey and oily.  Oberto's makes good jerky but they're too damn pricey. you just can't win
Logged
flackbait
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 109
Posts: 1025


The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2007, 11:34:42 PM »

I'd eat this stuff by the truckload if it wasn't so #$%$#%#$ expensive.
Logged
Trevor
South African Film Activist & Troublemaker at Badmovies.org
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1255
Posts: 14334



WWW
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2007, 07:34:19 AM »

Beef jerky (known in South Africa as biltong) is also a local delicacy.

It comes in several types, namely

Biltong chips (hard pieces of jerky that seem to melt in your mouth)
Biltong powder (delicious on bread or toast)
Biltong pieces (this is best eaten with a sharp knife and not pre-cut)
You also get ostrich biltong, monkey biltong, donkey biltong and crocodile biltong.   Buggedout

Also roadkill biltong, but I have never had the guts to try that.  Buggedout

The best however is what we here call "droe wors" (dry sausage).  Buggedout I know that sounds awfully gross. but don't gag: it is quite the most delicious snack ever, with spices added to the dried sausage it is heaven.

One drawback to eating this: a major thirst!  Drink
Logged

As time goes by, you will see
That we're going to be free, you and me
We'll touch the sky
Can you see in your mind's eye that we are one
We're all the same and life is just a simple game.
felgekarp
Bad Movie Lover
***

Karma: 9
Posts: 121


« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2007, 10:58:07 AM »

I've never tried beef jerky although I have wanted to, I'll pick some up at the weekend, I'll no doubt find it awfull. Smile
Logged
Pages: [1]
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  Beef Jerky/Meat Snacks « previous next »
    Jump to:  


    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email


    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    FROM THE BADMOVIES.ORG ARCHIVES
    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to Badmovies.org and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact

    Badmovies.org is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.