Wait a minute, that guy was GAY?!?
To paraphrase David Spade...
"It's amazing how many groups I used to listen to and didn't find out till a long time later that they were gay. I mean, for instance. Wham. I know, I'm in the dark... I just thought there were a bunch of good looking guys who wearing neon lipstick.
"Queen. Yeah, they were kind of helping you out. They weren't hiding. First of all, their name is QUEEN. That's were ninety percent of the people checked in right there. Not me, man, 'Hey, cool name!' They wore buttless chaps in concert. 'Wow, those guys must get a lot of p***y!' No... no, they really don't."