Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
HOMEB-MOVIE REVIEWSREADER REVIEWSFORUMINTERVIEWSUPDATESABOUT
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
September 16, 2014, 06:40:45 AM
533528 Posts in 40361 Topics by 5059 Members
Latest Member: ripshank
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Movies  |  Press Releases and Film News  |  Jessica Biel's Interesting Role « previous next »
Pages: [1]
Author Topic: Jessica Biel's Interesting Role  (Read 2284 times)
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1841
Posts: 15378


Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


WWW
« on: August 18, 2007, 07:43:32 AM »

All the offerings I've made to the movie gods have paid off...

http://www.megastar.co.uk/news/news-single-view/article/2/biel-bares-all.html
Logged

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Shadow
B-Movie Site Webmaster
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 214
Posts: 1864


Primoris Malum


WWW
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2007, 10:53:31 AM »

And there was much rejoicing at Shadow Manor (at least by me).

Now to pick my tongue up off the floor from the sheer idea of it all.
Logged

Shadow
www.bmoviegraveyard.com
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Jason
Dedicated Viewer
**

Karma: 5
Posts: 53



« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2007, 02:44:55 PM »

There are times when I'm genuinely glad to be a red-blooded male, you know.

This is one of those times.
Logged

"Being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up" - Kris Roe, The Ataris
raj
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 109
Posts: 2549



« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 01:52:22 PM »

"‘And it's scary because of the internet - you don't know where it's going to end up. It's a moment that could be exploited.’"

Um, Jessica, darling, it is going to end up everywhere.


Now we just have to work on Jessica Alba. . .
Logged
Torgo
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 530
Posts: 5272



« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 04:08:40 PM »

Man does she have a fantastic body.  One of the best of any actress around.

Her infamous semi-nude Gear photo shoot was nice, but seeing her in motion while sans clothes will be even better.   Cheers

Yes, I'm being shallow so sue me.

« Last Edit: August 20, 2007, 07:35:12 PM by Torgo » Logged

"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."
dean
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 220
Posts: 3220



« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2007, 03:33:55 AM »


The song "Come on, get your tits out, get your tits out for the boys" comes to mind.

Beyond that, meh, she's a looker and all that but for some reason, for me at least, she always seemed like empty space...
Logged

------------The password will be: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Jordan
B-Movie Site Webmaster
Bad Movie Lover
****

Karma: 46
Posts: 815


Thunderball Fists?! I can have such a thing?!


WWW
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2007, 10:55:53 AM »

Well if she's empty space, then I'd like to fill it.....  Buggedout TeddyR
Logged

-----
The Vault Master
Caretaker of The B-Movie Film Vault
-----
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1841
Posts: 15378


Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


WWW
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2007, 12:15:37 PM »

Well if she's empty space, then I'd like to fill it.....  Buggedout TeddyR
Ladies and gentlemen give it up for Jordy!  He'll be here all week, try the veal!
Logged

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
IzzyDedjet
Guest
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2007, 12:56:25 PM »

Well if she's empty space, then I'd like to fill it.....  Buggedout TeddyR
Ladies and gentlemen give it up for Jordy!  He'll be here all week, try the veal!

Don't forget to tip your waitress.
Logged
Torgo
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 530
Posts: 5272



« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2007, 08:17:59 PM »



Logged

"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."
Pages: [1]
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Movies  |  Press Releases and Film News  |  Jessica Biel's Interesting Role « previous next »
    Jump to:  


    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email


    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    FROM THE BADMOVIES.ORG ARCHIVES
    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to Badmovies.org and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact

    Badmovies.org is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.