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« on: August 19, 2007, 10:36:39 AM »


Though he didn't understand why, Godzilla was not enjoying his vacation in the country of Brobdingnag.
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2007, 06:00:00 PM »

Godzilla: Wow, the things you can find in your dressing room!
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2007, 11:48:38 PM »

Godzilla liked Austin Powers so much, he decided to create his own Mini-Me
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 11:19:31 AM »

Feeling a bit violated, Godzilla realized he met his match when he faced the airport security's dreaded "latex glove of doom". 
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2007, 12:42:01 AM »

That is the last time I eat at that racist resturant.   "Monsters are not allowed" they said.  "They don't serve my kind" they said...
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2007, 12:23:50 AM »

Godzilla didn't take well to the intervention his friends planned.
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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2008, 04:47:44 PM »

Godzilla was unhappy that his flight had been delayed and with the poor service of the air stewards....

He finally snapped at baggage claim....
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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2008, 05:18:45 PM »


What?  WHAT?  Like YOU'VE never had a prostate exam before.
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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2008, 05:37:33 PM »

Feeling a bit violated, Godzilla realized he met his match when he faced the airport security's dreaded "latex glove of doom". 

Latex Glove?  I am LATEX!
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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2008, 06:01:52 PM »

Godzilla and his personal assistant leave an important meeting with the studio heads.
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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2008, 07:44:48 AM »

"Hey! A**hole! Stop standing in front of my funhouse mirror!"
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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2008, 02:35:10 PM »

Godzilla hates being 'Papped' at showbiz events!
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2008, 09:55:16 PM »

Godzilla caught walking out of the "breast reduction surgery" office.
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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2008, 11:44:02 PM »

Coming soon from Walt Disney ...

Honey, I shrunk the Godzilla.
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« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2008, 10:51:05 PM »


Geez, lookit all these monster humans; they're all my size, I haveta fight 'em all...

Heyyyy....waitaminit....
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