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« on: August 19, 2007, 06:26:13 PM »

I can'!

I bent my wookie!
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Jesus H. Chelios!

« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2007, 06:51:04 PM »

Yes! Yes! My lifesize Herman Munster statue has finally arrived! He shall be the keystone from which my Munsters museum will grow!

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge
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I know where my towel is.

« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2007, 07:35:42 PM »

"Righty=tighty and lefty=loosy, right?"

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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2007, 10:22:38 PM »

Was this how your father touched you, Frankie? 
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It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 10:47:31 AM »

I had a headache "this big."
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 11:14:58 AM »

Dammit...the love doll company sent me the wrong item, now how the hell am I supposed to return this?

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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2007, 07:47:51 PM »

NOW . . . .  you will reveal to me the location of Fay Wray's dressing room . . ."

(Sorry . . . that was weak!)

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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2007, 08:06:26 PM »

"Still, there is nothing! This always worked for Spock..."
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2007, 10:10:35 PM »

But the ad said the head would be this big! Ripped off again!

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2007, 12:25:34 AM »

Oops, I opened the wrong box.   Now, where's the box Joan Rivers is usually kept in?

We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2007, 12:41:56 AM »

After his decision to to live more a more healthy life style, Drac started reading the ingredient labels on his snacks more carefully.

Drac:  DAMMIT.  Contains MSG!
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« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2007, 06:58:57 AM »

"And now to re-enact the famous kiss scene in Spiderman 1, FRANKIE AND DRAC!!!"

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2008, 06:35:45 PM »

Grandpa: Herman, wake up! Eddie and Marilyn snuck out to a rave and Lily's with another monster!
Herman: Oh, leave me alone Grandpa, I'm trying to get my beauty sleep!
Grandpa: Oh! I could just kill you! ........ Then bring you back to life! But you wouldn't learn anything from it; you've already been through that.

*Canned small audience laughter*

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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