Inspired by a recent review
, I have spent far too much time with 1948's Unknown Island
, wherein an engaged couple finance an expedition to an uncharted South Pacific island where they encounter dinosaurs, giant prehistoric primates and worst of all: lecherous sea captains. It's just like King Kong
, only with no giant ape and really crappy dinosaurs. Plus, inspired by Nathan Shumate, I had to work a Big Bird reference into one of the captions.
Read it here.
“You eat it.”
“I’m not gonna eat it.”
“Hey, let’s get Mikey. He’ll eat it. He’ll eat anything!”