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« on: February 17, 2008, 07:02:45 PM »

Melvin was a dork
He mopped up then got toxic
Mutant superhero

He banged a blind girl
He met his Asian father
And had three sequels
William Weird
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2008, 01:23:49 PM »

Fell in toxic waste
Superhuman size and strength
Got a kid's cartoon!?!
Corprate slimeball of E.E.S.
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Be EXELLENT to each other...and PARTY ON DUDES!!

« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2008, 01:47:12 PM »

Troma's maskot is one clame to fame
Weild that mop!
Dead granny

"I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!"
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2011, 01:06:23 PM »

Melvin fell in a vat
came out toxic, just like that
the mayor was fat
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