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Bad Movie Lover

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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« on: September 14, 2007, 01:02:58 AM »

"Hey, you're right! It's Star Wars and Star Trek and Alien all in one movie!"
Bad Movie Lover

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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2007, 04:18:04 PM »

I found this at a garage sale,


How much do you think I can get this for off ebay?

Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2007, 08:16:33 PM »

Welcome to another edition of Goth Masterpiece Theater...

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
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Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2007, 10:18:40 PM »

Sadly Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Versus the Rabbit Alien tanked in the ratings. 


"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2007, 11:07:52 PM »

new from U-Ktell !!!  The ace-o-matic 8-ball diviniation kit , for the first customers , we will include your very own necromancer inflatable latex demon head , with its very own flanger voice replay of key lines from exorcist.CAN YOU say LINDA blair? act NOW ..(sorry no cod, we would get caught that way.)
Yes, it's true, absolutely true. I am a
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2007, 09:32:07 AM »

Once I could play a starship captain, or a police officier, or a high powered lawyer, now I'm playing with a dead goat.
My life sucks.

Science claims that hydrogen, because there is so much of it, is the building block of the universe, I dispute this, there is plenty more stupidity, and that is the building block of the universe.  Frank Zappa
Bad Movie Lover

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2008, 07:50:12 PM »

"Alpha to Moxie, Moxie come in..."
"Alpha, this is Moxie, goat head..."
"Don't you mean 'go ahead?'"
"Alpha, this is Moxie, I didn't copy that...please repeat. Goat head..."

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2008, 08:27:09 PM »

"Oh crap, I sneezed with my eyes open again. Could somebody check the ground here in front of me?"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Dave M
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2008, 08:54:40 PM »

Look what you've DONE, you've....pitted us against each other LIKE...ANIMALS
Don' it is to, LOVE?
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