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Yes, it's true, absolutely true. I am a
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

« on: August 26, 2007, 10:54:32 AM »


Science claims that hydrogen, because there is so much of it, is the building block of the universe, I dispute this, there is plenty more stupidity, and that is the building block of the universe.  Frank Zappa
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Primoris Malum

« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2007, 12:41:33 PM »

"Yikes! Who put that truck load of banana peels there?"

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2007, 12:58:19 PM »

Now thats a BM. 

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2007, 02:30:17 PM »

Look MA!!!! I can stand on my tail!!!

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2007, 10:41:47 PM »

I was just looking at clouds, then look what happened!

Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2007, 11:18:13 PM »

Sadly for Godzilla, this is what happens when a female kaiju walks by.
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2007, 11:39:28 PM »

I've fallen, and I can't get up!

We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2007, 04:27:37 AM »

Japan finally figured out how to control Godzilla with an army of pyschics using telekenisis.

I bent my wookie!
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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2007, 08:18:46 AM »

Godzilla learned the hard way what happens when you take Viagra.
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2007, 11:27:46 PM »

the end result of a Godzilla Taco Bell bender
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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2007, 05:47:50 AM »

Testing of Godzillas new self righting mechanism not entirely successful.
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2008, 05:50:15 PM »

Godzilla found out that stealing Wonder Woman's plane was a bad idea. It's hard to fly a plane when you can't see the controls or gauges!

He was lucky enough to walk away with only a bent tail. No debris was found at the crash site.

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2008, 08:36:14 PM »

The Large Hadron Collider proves to be a mixed blessing, opening a black hole that finally rids the world of Godzilla, but unfortunately does not dissipate afterward.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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