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« on: August 27, 2007, 04:24:15 PM »

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We can whip it good.
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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2007, 07:28:53 PM »

Godzilla dances.
Planet X folk are not men,
Give freedom from choice.


Too Devo-specific?
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2007, 10:55:37 AM »

Too Devo-specific?

For some reason, I think it comes across more like Rush.   Smile
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2007, 03:03:44 PM »

Rush? The last two lines are Devo lyrics: "We are not men, we are DEVO" and the last idea from "Freedom of Choice."

Oh well, that one was a failure, I guess (not like all my others, which are gems of shininess in a rainbow of puppies and kitties and unicorns and horsies and manatees and sloths and womp rats  TeddyR).
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2007, 03:34:15 PM »

I used to bulls-eye Womp rats
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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2007, 03:54:52 PM »

Whoa! You flew Beggar's Canyon too? Small world (but two suns!).
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2007, 05:19:30 PM »

Rush? The last two lines are Devo lyrics: "We are not men, we are DEVO" and the last idea from "Freedom of Choice."

It's just that Rush always seems to like using "lofty" words like "freedom" and "choice" in their songs.  That was what first jumped into my mind.
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« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2007, 12:49:53 PM »

Godzilla jumps for joy
He looks so happy camper.
Embarrisment he lacks.
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2008, 02:52:25 PM »

Aliens in shades
Plot the destruction of Earth
Alarm takes them out
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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2008, 08:22:02 PM »

Ghidorah sucks d*ck
kill him godzilla kill him
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