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« on: July 22, 2007, 11:47:35 AM »


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« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2007, 01:46:01 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2007, 03:47:39 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2007, 07:23:32 PM »
I think we're going to need a bigger wall...
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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2007, 12:45:23 AM »
Can you get your mouth to open like that, baby?
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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2007, 02:21:33 PM »
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I was trying to come up with a clever variation of that line for this one, and that's it!  BounceGiggle

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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2007, 07:29:02 PM »
I've heard of people forgetting about their glasses on their head, .................but their teeth?
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2007, 01:12:17 AM »
While everyone on the film said Roy was so nice he was like an angel, they were put off by the "halo" he wore.
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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2007, 05:23:34 PM »
Random guy: Should we put this one on the wall?
cheif Brody: ... You're kidding... right?
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« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2007, 11:16:58 PM »
Sadly, gingivitis is common among sharks, as was evidenced by the display in the dentist's office
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« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2007, 01:30:17 AM »
That reminds me, is your sister still single?
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2007, 11:33:02 AM »
Bill, pictured here with his myclexic conjoined twin he named 'Bobo', never longed for the spotlight; but he is totured by his brother's in-utero dreams of becoming a famous opera star.
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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2007, 11:18:29 PM »
HI i would like to book for a three hour tour...
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