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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« on: August 27, 2007, 09:37:03 PM »

Toto: Will you stop?!
Zedus: I wanna see if I can turn you into mushy paste
Toto:Oh, well then carry on,

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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2007, 03:21:21 PM »

OT: What the heck is this from?

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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2007, 05:20:21 PM »

The latest film, Gamera The Brave.

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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2007, 11:14:36 PM »

I'm telling you, there's a pimple on my ass!  Can't you see it? 
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2007, 01:00:15 PM »

Toto: Does this turn you on, baby?
Zedus: Not now, jerk, I've got a headache!
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2007, 08:23:45 AM »

Hold still.  I think I see it.  How in the hell did you get a hamster THAT far up there?
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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2007, 05:21:59 PM »

Does this make my but too big?

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2007, 10:50:29 PM »

Zedus: You'd think after being attacked so many times that Tokyo would build crunchier, more satisfying buildings!
Toto:  Why are there so many.....songs about rainbows.....

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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I'm not this big, I'm just in the foreground

« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2007, 09:33:20 PM »

Toto: Dude, I don't see it!
Zedus: No, I totally looked with a mirror and everything!
Toto: It doesn't look like anything, it's just a birthmark!
Zedus: Yeah, a birthmark that looks like Donny Osmond!

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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2007, 10:44:46 PM »

hommes!! lookit  a taco bell...
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