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We're all just victims of circumstance

« on: August 28, 2007, 02:28:01 PM »

Damn, the girls do all look better at closing time!

And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2007, 03:13:31 PM »

Clint: "Hey, weren't you in KONGA?  Is Michael Gough that evil in real life?"
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2007, 04:23:16 PM »

In the 70's, hairy girls were the in thing.

I bent my wookie!
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2007, 10:21:19 PM »

Waiting for the roofies to kick in.

Shop smart. Shop S Mart.
Hail to the king, baby.
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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2007, 01:16:53 AM »

This is great!  I drink and she gets ugly, and before I started she was f***ing hideous!
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2007, 11:17:12 AM »

Unknown to the audience, Clyde was drinking to make Clint look better. 

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2007, 11:39:06 PM »

The bartender is smiling because Clyde is the better tipper.....

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2007, 11:54:38 PM »

Bartender: No really, which one of you "did it" with Jane Goodall?

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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2007, 05:12:11 PM »

Little did the Dean know, but the Librarian of Unseen University hopped dimentions to star in his own moveing pictures.

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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2007, 10:18:00 PM »

OK, one more banana daquiri for last call. 


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The fate of the last door to door salesmen

« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2007, 09:59:41 AM »

I know you said the whiskey would put hair on his chest but,.... damn!
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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2007, 06:34:00 PM »

A cowboy and an ape walk into a bar. The bartender says "cool pet, where'd you get that?" And the ape says "Texas."

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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2007, 01:21:42 AM »

♫Sometimes you want to go♫
♫Where everybody knows your name,♫
♫And they're always glad you came.♫
♫You want to be♫
♫Where you can see♫
♫Our troubles are all the same;♫
♫You want to be♫
♫Where everybody knows your name...♫
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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2007, 10:34:35 PM »

this here is bob, the latest success story of dr snake's rograine hair tonic solution.notice how you cant even see the receding hairline ?
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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2007, 05:31:20 PM »

What! Five Bucks for a cheap bottle of Michelob! Right-turn Clyde...


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