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« on: August 28, 2007, 02:28:01 PM »


Damn, the girls do all look better at closing time!
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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2007, 03:13:31 PM »

Clint: "Hey, weren't you in KONGA?  Is Michael Gough that evil in real life?"
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2007, 04:23:16 PM »

In the 70's, hairy girls were the in thing.
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2007, 10:21:19 PM »

Waiting for the roofies to kick in.
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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2007, 01:16:53 AM »

This is great!  I drink and she gets ugly, and before I started she was f***ing hideous!
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« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2007, 11:17:12 AM »

Unknown to the audience, Clyde was drinking to make Clint look better. 
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2007, 11:39:06 PM »

The bartender is smiling because Clyde is the better tipper.....
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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2007, 11:54:38 PM »

Bartender: No really, which one of you "did it" with Jane Goodall?
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2007, 05:12:11 PM »

Little did the Dean know, but the Librarian of Unseen University hopped dimentions to star in his own moveing pictures.
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2007, 10:18:00 PM »

OK, one more banana daquiri for last call. 
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2007, 09:59:41 AM »

I know you said the whiskey would put hair on his chest but,.... damn!
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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2007, 06:34:00 PM »

A cowboy and an ape walk into a bar. The bartender says "cool pet, where'd you get that?" And the ape says "Texas."
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!


« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2007, 01:21:42 AM »


♫Sometimes you want to go♫
♫Where everybody knows your name,♫
♫And they're always glad you came.♫
♫You want to be♫
♫Where you can see♫
♫Our troubles are all the same;♫
♫You want to be♫
♫Where everybody knows your name...♫
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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2007, 10:34:35 PM »

this here is bob, the latest success story of dr snake's rograine hair tonic solution.notice how you cant even see the receding hairline ?
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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2007, 05:31:20 PM »



What! Five Bucks for a cheap bottle of Michelob! Right-turn Clyde...

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