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Dennis
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« on: August 30, 2007, 08:28:31 AM »



When I said you could have an office pet, I was thinking of something along the lines of a small puppy.
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2007, 01:53:48 AM »

"Well, you know that part about us being equal opportunity employers?  Yeah, it's really biting us in the ass."
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2007, 08:18:35 AM »

I see the Orkin man has been slacking again.
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2007, 05:28:21 PM »

Well, what else would you expect in a corporation? All CEOs are bloodsucking, puss oozing insects.
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2007, 11:44:41 AM »

Asking for a raise was quite unheard of in Mr. Hopper's office.
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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2007, 12:17:17 PM »

Here at Bug-B-Gone pesticides, we take our work seriously.  If our product can kill a one ton grasshopper, just imagine what it will do to the insects you encounter.
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« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2007, 08:26:11 AM »

Monster:  "You guys got some extra copy paper?"
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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2007, 09:47:34 AM »

Thanks to the new security company bill hired, office theft dropped by 90%.
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« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2007, 10:13:38 AM »

Miles away on the streets of Chicago, one giant grasshopper whispers to another, "Jiminy is strong my brother, the infidel will never break him!"
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2007, 12:25:18 AM »

Bug: Steeeeeeeeeve, the Stevester, the Steve-man makin' copies.  Steve-a-ling-a-ding-dong.
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2007, 08:10:31 AM »

The police interrigation was not going well, untill they thretened to pull hoppys legs off with a forklift.
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2007, 10:47:59 PM »

The gang then realized they would never have enough melted chocolate, and gave up on their exotic candy business dreams.
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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2007, 12:49:48 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2009, 07:51:12 AM »

"Don't mind him, he'll go away in about a minute or so."
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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2009, 02:18:01 PM »

The new windowcleaner took a lot of getting used to.....
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