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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?


« on: August 31, 2007, 07:58:05 AM »

I just watched The Goonies on dvd again, so I might as well haiku it.

One-eyed Willie's map
Beckons from another age.
Goonies will find gold.


Chunk Truffle Shuffles,
Breaks things and falls far behind,
But still saves the day.


Data invents things.
Wacky gadgets seldom work.
Teeth on springs are strong.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2007, 11:26:54 AM »

Shunned by his brothers
Sloth finds a buddy in Chunk
And screams, "HEY YOU GUYS"
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2007, 12:51:58 AM »

You are delightful. 
Who doesn't love Chunk and Sloth? 
This is our time...Ours! 
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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2007, 07:05:09 PM »

Good enough for you
is good enough for me, it's...
...Chunk ate the ice cream!
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2007, 06:28:31 PM »

Good enough for you
is good enough for me, it's...
...Chunk ate the ice cream!
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