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« on: September 01, 2007, 07:46:44 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2007, 11:37:16 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2007, 11:40:34 AM »

Pehaps we should take these silly helmets off to see where we're going...we are carrying some rather sharp equipment after all. 


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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2007, 07:57:14 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2007, 01:42:58 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2007, 02:15:35 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2007, 03:08:45 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2007, 08:01:57 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2007, 11:02:02 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2007, 11:20:33 AM »


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« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2007, 04:51:49 PM »

The medieval SWAT team had everything modern SWAT teams have, except holes for the eyes. They were introduced in the XXth Century.

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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2007, 03:27:18 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2007, 04:26:35 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2007, 10:17:11 PM »

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