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It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

« on: September 04, 2007, 03:32:46 PM »

"These new tissues are wonderful...soaked with mucus and it still won't tear."
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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2007, 04:24:11 PM »

Her thinking:  I hate it when he does that with my underwear.

I bent my wookie!
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2007, 12:29:17 AM »

"Just wait until you see what I can pull out the other end!"
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2007, 09:43:43 PM »

Make this the last time you buy industrial sized dental floss. 

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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2007, 08:23:41 AM »

Before he hurled, the I-Man relised he never should have ordered the "Schnauser Suprise"

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2007, 11:27:02 AM »

The human reaction to:  "Frau Bleuher" *thunder roll and horse whinny*
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I know where my towel is.

« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2007, 11:40:38 AM »

"Sir, the airline called and said that a cart of warm towels was missing off your flight. What should I tell them?"

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2007, 10:44:24 PM »

When I sneeze we'll see if it's really the quicker picker upper!

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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2007, 03:10:48 AM »

The surgery went well, but the dinner party was in very poor taste...

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2007, 08:50:17 PM »

...and if you fold the tissue paper over the comb and hum through it - voila! Your own homemade harmonica!

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2012, 06:06:41 PM »

This is the perfect picture for the invisible man.
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