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« on: September 06, 2007, 03:52:34 PM »

"You damned dirty apes!
Take your stinking paws off me!"
The Heston is ticked.

-- Sildenafil
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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2007, 10:23:16 AM »

Statue of Liberty
Towers Broken in the Sand
Heston falls to knees.
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2007, 08:26:33 AM »

Zaius and Taylor
Their battle is just background
For Nova's hot bod
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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 12:40:58 AM »

Re-animated
My corpse reaches for your throat
Feel my cold dead hands
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« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2007, 02:19:41 PM »

Last Man on the Earth
Matthius and mutants stalk
Nights to kill Neville
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2008, 02:47:20 PM »

Crazy gorilla
Spraying me with a firehose
This is a madhouse
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2011, 12:51:54 PM »

     It's OMEGA MAN
Heston, chewing scenery
Brynner, we need you.
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