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The King of Koosh!
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Must have caffeine...

« on: September 07, 2007, 05:27:20 AM »

Another Hollywood producer dies at the hands of George Lucas for suggesting he stop messing with the Star Wars movies.....
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2007, 06:48:04 AM »

Shock and awe were the main emotions when the CEO ended his rant and the other board members realized that he was right.
The hokey pokey really IS what it's all about
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2007, 11:11:54 AM »

US military cuts hit an all time low when they started using ex-Enron executives as bombs.

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2007, 02:28:57 PM »

Why must Lord Ilpalazzo always pull the rope when Excel is in mid-sentence?
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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2007, 05:18:09 PM »

The great Mafia hitman, Tomazzo "Jack in the box" Massinilli, makes his  move.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2007, 08:42:36 PM »

"You know, we really should fix that...and get a door for the ladie's room."

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2007, 09:49:53 PM »

President Bush:  How many more reporters and Democrats are gonna keep askin' me if this war was right?

We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
Mortal Envelope
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2007, 10:25:45 AM »

The strangest bar in Regan Land
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Pathetic Earthlings

« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2007, 01:13:37 AM »

6 syllables, first syllable sounds like ....

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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2007, 09:55:51 PM »

"Hey, maybe this writers' strike is a blessing in disguise!
Maybe we could try doing something original for once!"
Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2007, 10:04:16 PM »

No longer a welcome part of the gang, the boys pull a "Peter Lawford" on Maurie.

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2007, 12:40:58 AM »

Although considered an extreme method of curing alcoholism, it was effective for seven out of eight patients.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2007, 02:01:33 PM »

Ya see, this is why I became an EXTREME gangster.  Back when I was a regular gangster, we'd just shoot guys like that.

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho
Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2007, 10:44:12 PM »

The Rudy Guiliani campaign staff end yet another brainstorming session the same way as all the others.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2008, 11:47:01 PM »

Secret Agent George Gobel...your efforts to sabotage Lynde and take that center square have failed for the last time. Bwwahahaha!

That's my driver's license picture....I hate that picture!"
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