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« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2007, 04:55:59 AM »

What do you mean my 15 minutes are over? I just made my best movie!

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2014, 08:31:25 AM »

"Please hurry. It's a really big spider and I don't want to touch it."

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

So let the light guide your way….
Hold every memory as you go
And every road you take will always lead you home…
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2014, 09:15:54 AM »

"Galley? The pot blew off the pressure cooker, and the cook is now part of the roof. Bring a mop- TWO mops..."

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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