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« on: September 08, 2007, 09:36:43 PM »

This is the real reason why women like to grow vegetables.
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2007, 12:21:37 PM »

She grew it in a hope that one day it will go to the moon!

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2007, 01:51:01 PM »

Whether through poor timing or bad marketing, the "Carrot Condom" tm never gained the popularity hoped for, and it was relegated to the annals of failed vegetable accessories.

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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2007, 09:24:13 PM »

The Dildo Turnip.  The only vegetable that aims to please.

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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2007, 11:11:07 PM »

"Huh.. so this is what you get when you plant Dickweed."

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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2007, 11:32:41 PM »

Nintendo did some serious editing for the vegetables in Super Mario Brothers from the Japanese to the American versions. 


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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2007, 02:01:11 AM »

This explains EVERYTHING about Japan.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2007, 11:26:11 AM »

The seeds to this plant are often described as "white and gooey". 

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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.

« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2007, 01:16:35 PM »

So that's why carrot sticks are so popular in Japan.

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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2007, 04:53:46 PM »

A man was found dead today. Police found this image on his computer.
Its is believe he tried to write a funny caption to the photo,to was NOT penius related,and suffered a stroke.

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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2007, 01:09:38 AM »

Guess what I found in Jenna Jameson's garden.

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The fate of the last door to door salesmen

« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2007, 09:46:23 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2007, 06:19:57 PM »

Hung like a horseradish!

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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2007, 06:03:34 AM »

Kaguya was suspicious about the peddler's claims that the seeds he sold her would make her dreams come true until she saw the end result.

PS. Any anime geeks know what show/movie this is from? Inquiring (dirty) minds want to know!
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« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2007, 03:18:40 PM »

Hung like a horseradish!



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