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« on: January 28, 2010, 08:40:56 PM »

When gas gets cheap, everyone, EVERYONE wants some, including the clown piloting the airplane
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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2010, 09:24:43 PM »
Copilot: "You idiot, the gas tank is on the other side of the plane..."
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2010, 09:52:11 PM »
the battle for the last pump
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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2010, 10:05:24 PM »
$20 on pump 2 please
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2010, 10:09:59 PM »
so lets see, we have a 6,875 gal. tank and gas is at $1.79, so that's-hey, we were supposed to be a pump 2 ya jerk!
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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2010, 06:04:53 PM »
Taking a cue from the movie "AIRPLANE", the pilot stopped off for an oil check and fill-up from Jimmie Walker.
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2010, 08:55:06 PM »
"No wait, this is a self serve station, lets go to the next one..."
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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2010, 08:57:04 PM »
sorry, out of diesel
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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2010, 09:01:09 PM »
Pilot to Copilot:  "Ok you go in and ask for directions and make it quick.  This area looks shady..."
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2010, 11:28:14 PM »
Pilot to copilot: "I send you in for snacks and you bring me back a little bag of peanuts? Look around. We're on a f**king airplane!"
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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2010, 11:47:26 PM »
Aww, damn!  They're closed!
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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2010, 12:07:47 AM »
Everyone is searching for Trevor
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