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« Reply #45 on: July 25, 2018, 09:50:55 PM »

1. Patch a radiator hose yes
2. Protect your computer yes
3. Rescue a boater who as capsized no
4. Frame a wall ~ I think I did it, but I didn't know it...
5. Retouch digital photos yes 
6. Back up a trailer yes
7. Build a campfire yes
8. Fix a dead outlet no
9. Navigate with a map and compass yes
10. Use a torque wrench yes
11. Sharpen a knife yes
12. Perform CPR yes
13. Fillet a fish yes
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid ~ done it more times than I'd care to remember...
15. Get a car unstuck ... hmmm...
16. Back up data yes
17. Paint a room Who hasn't?
18. Mix concrete Who hasn't?
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle no
20. Change oil and filter yes
21. Hook up an HDTV yes
22. Bleed brakes yes
23. Paddle a canoe Who hasn't paddled a canoe?
24. Fix a bike flat yes
25. Extend your wireless network ... uhm... what's a network?   TeddyR
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« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2018, 12:04:03 AM »

Snipe.
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« Reply #47 on: July 30, 2018, 09:14:15 PM »

Let me think how many my husband can do....

1. Patch a radiator hose no
2. Protect your computer yes
3. Rescue a boater who as capsized no
4. Frame a wall YES!
5. Retouch digital photos shrug
6. Back up a trailer yes
7. Build a campfire yes
8. Fix a dead outlet yes
9. Navigate with a map and compass? he has me for that
10. Use a torque wrench yes
11. Sharpen a knife yes
12. Perform CPR yes
13. Fillet a fish LMAO! Yes, but he'd probbaly rather chew poison ivy
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid no
15. Get a car unstuck yes
16. Back up data yes
17. Paint a room Very well.
18. Mix concrete Like a pro.
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle again, my department
20. Change oil and filter no
21. Hook up an HDTV yes
22. Bleed brakes no
23. Paddle a canoe i guess
24. Fix a bike flat yes
25. Extend your wireless network I have no idea.
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ER
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« Reply #48 on: July 30, 2018, 09:17:46 PM »

Let me think how many my father can do....

1. Patch a radiator hose yes
2. Protect your computer yes
3. Rescue a boater who as capsized yes
4. Frame a wall yes
5. Retouch digital photos yes
6. Back up a trailer yes
7. Build a campfire yes
8. Fix a dead outlet yes
9. Navigate with a map and compass? yes
10. Use a torque wrench yes
11. Sharpen a knife yes
12. Perform CPR yes
13. Fillet a fish yes
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid yes
15. Get a car unstuck yes
16. Back up data yes
17. Paint a room yes
18. Mix concrete yes
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle yes
20. Change oil and filter yes
21. Hook up an HDTV yes
22. Bleed brakes yes
23. Paddle a canoe yes
24. Fix a bike flat yes
25. Extend your wireless network yes
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RCMerchant
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« Reply #49 on: July 30, 2018, 11:20:37 PM »

I can still do manly things like falling out of my shoes drunk.
I still smoke roll yer own smokes.
I still p**s standing up.
I'm a man!  Twirling
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