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« on: September 15, 2007, 11:19:53 PM »

I have three votes for this shake-your-head-and-wonder-why category:

Godmonster Of Indian Flats
Roller Blade
Carnosaur 3

What films are so lame that they make you question the very fabric of your reality? 

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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2007, 12:04:04 AM »

NINJA BACHELOR PARTY  (a true must see for the bad film aficienado)
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FULL MOON OVER BLUE WATER
PONY TROUBLE
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2007, 12:08:06 AM »

Children Of The Living Dead (2001)
Return Of The Boogeyman (1994)
Last House On Hell Street (2002)

There's nothing remotely redeeming about these three.
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2007, 02:28:32 AM »

Carnosaur
Alien Terminator
Killing Time
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
The Thing Below
Smokin' Aces
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2007, 02:43:54 AM »


Smokin' Aces

saw this yesterday and was very disappointed. it's more of a cynical hollywood ego-fest than anything else. shame, cos potentially it could have been very good film, given the storyline/budget etc...I didn't totally hate it though, for some reason. some sections were watchable IMO. mostly the ones with alicia keys in...  Smile

my choice would be "I Don't Want to Be Born" (1977). this film is so bad it's actually confusing.
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2007, 03:06:24 AM »

New York Minute -- I was paid to screen this and I regret it.
Cat in the Hat -- The Mike Myers movie.  It's is offensively horrible.
2001: A Space Travesty -- There is NOT ONE LAUGH in this piece of crap.
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2007, 06:47:05 AM »

Smokin' Aces

Yeah, I'm with Monsieur Crack on this one. Granted, I think it was an over-casted clusterf*ck of a flick, but it was still entertaining in it's own bloated comic book shoot 'em up fashion. Dig the avatar though crab.  Thumbup

As for me, anyone who knows me long enough will eventually hear the following come from my mouth followed by a quick and juicy spit to the floor to get their taste out of my mouth:

Night Crawlers - the Polonia Bros. flick I've since deemed "The Worst Movie I've Ever Seen"
Killer Workout - completely needless '80s slasher full of sweaty spandex crotches and unlikable characters
Night Ripper - see "Killer Workout", only remove the sweaty crotches and any aspect of production value and you'll have Night Ripper
Nukie - two lost aliens beat us over the head with the importance of brotherhood and total mind numbing stupidity. Too dark and violent for anyone under 5 and too brain dead and irritating for anyone, well, anyone...
Demonicus - hiking college kids find an evil helmet from a gladiator Halloween costume and kill each other... the only movie to actually make me whimper uncontrollably, probably because I knew this was the official "no turning back" point for Full Moon
Space Odyssey - with all the wackiness going on here I should've liked this movie... but the line between "so bad it's good" and "so bad I'd rather slit my wrists with the DVD than watch it again" is a fine one
Ankle Biters - HOW DO YOU SCREW UP A CONCEPT LIKE MIDGET VAMPIRE BIKERS!?
House of the Dead - three simple words: f*ck Uwe Boll
Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence - a completely worthless German zombie plague movie with horribly dubbed English actors that were apparently trying to be "funny" while doing so... I'm sure I'd hate this pos just as much if it weren't dubbed though
Valentine - I would have preferred to put Scream here for spawning a whole generation of worthless neo-slasher flicks. But, in keeping with the theme though, I'll just stick with the worst of it's bastard offspring instead. This offender is doubly damned for confusing casual bad movie watchers into mistaking it for My Bloody Valentine, when it's not fit to lick the other's unwashed gas mask and gore dripping pick-ax...

Yeah, I'm gonna need to get nice and drunk to re-repress this batch of memories...  Drink
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2007, 07:57:35 AM »

star slammer
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Pink Lady and jeff show
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2007, 10:12:32 AM »

Anacondas:  Hunt for the blood orchid - horribly unlikable characters, so cliched it really needs a new word to describe it, mega-uber-cliched perhaps, utterly annoying comedy relief character who seems to get killed (YAY!!!) but then a minute later it turns out he survived.

Death Tunnel - I hate even a small amount of that MTV-style editing, this entire movie is edited like that, with almost no scene longer than 5 seconds.  No acting, no plot, no reason to exist.

Stick It - I have a new name for pain, and it is watching a 24 year old actress portraying an immature, obnoxious 12 year old.  I'd rather sit through a day long Lizzie McGuire marathon than watch this movie.

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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2007, 10:33:03 AM »


pysched by the 4 D witch


 I swear...when I first read this thread,I was going to post PSYCHED By the 4-D WITCH ...but thought-"Nah! Nobody's even heard of it,I'll bet!" Bought it from Something Weird a few years back...I don't even know if I still have it...nor do I care! I could not STAND to view that useless waste of film ever again! GOD AWFUL! I don't even know if strong drugs and massive amounts of alchohol can save this lousy piece 'o' sh!t!

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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2007, 10:34:28 AM »

* CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN - I have listed this in several threads within this forum as my choice for worst movie of all time.  Not just cheap and awful . . . but cheap, awful, and BORING.

* REVOLUTION - Al Pacino in the Revolutionary War?????????

* WIRED - The movie about John Belushi based on the book by Bob Woodward.  This movie disappeared from its limited theatrical release within about 1 week.  I rented a VHS copy many years ago and I actually had a headache by the time it was over.

The list goes no and on, by these three are certainly worthy of mention.

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« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2007, 10:52:26 AM »

Children of the Living Dead.
I Eat your skin.
Alien Warrior.
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« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2007, 02:43:26 PM »

MD Geist (anime, it's atrocious)
Dead Life - the worst zombie movie ever.  Believe me, that's an accomplishment to be amazed at.
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« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2007, 04:14:54 PM »

Slapstick (Of Another Kind) - Almost Troll 2 in its level of incompetence, except it is not fun to watch in the slightest.
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« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2007, 04:45:56 PM »

Slapstick (Of Another Kind) - Almost Troll 2 in its level of incompetence, except it is not fun to watch in the slightest.


Hahahaha! Oh man Mofo, why'd you have to bring that up? I remember renting Slapstick of Another Kind for one of the first H.O.P.E.L.E.S.S. parties way back in high school under the pretense that everyone just liked to shout out "MARTY FELDMAN!" every time the title was mentioned. I think I pushed any memory of the actual movie out of my mind though. Ah, what the Hell. MARTY FELDMAN!  BounceGiggle
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