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The King of Koosh!
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Must have caffeine...

« on: September 16, 2007, 09:39:39 AM »

"They're always after me Lucky Charms!"
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2007, 10:11:28 AM »

badges?..we no need no steenken badges in 'ere
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2007, 10:14:36 AM »

No, no, I don't have a big crowbar that I will use to beat the living sh!t out of both of you behind my back.  Why you ask?

We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2007, 10:39:41 AM »

the class waited with anticipation to see if Mr. Jones would react to sitting on the tack that Jimmy put on his chair.
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2007, 12:37:45 PM »

He looked very surprised when told he had problems using ketchup.

I bent my wookie!
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Jesus H. Chelios!

« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2007, 01:09:11 PM »


"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2007, 01:55:36 PM »

They warned their father that he needed to take some Ex-lax but woud he listen, noooooo...

Thats some funny sh*t right there... Thumbup
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2007, 06:33:04 PM »

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2007, 10:20:25 PM »

You guys aren't leaving already, are you?

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2007, 10:26:29 PM »

I tell ya, I don't get no respect!

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2007, 04:23:10 AM »

"Wow, that zit was huge!"

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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2007, 03:59:53 PM »

ya got a little shmuts right there,

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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2007, 05:00:17 PM »

BACK TO THE FUTURE 4 . . . the nightmare continues

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2007, 10:25:35 PM »

flagon with the dragon..chalice with the palace..?
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2008, 07:56:25 PM »

Welcome to "Killer-Looks Barber Shop." Who's next?

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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