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« on: September 18, 2007, 07:26:27 AM »


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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 07:33:20 AM »

Sorry Andy, that just leaves me speechless.
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2007, 08:23:49 AM »

thats too funny.  Karma.  The best I can come up with wont even come close to touching it.
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2007, 10:23:02 AM »

When the original "Star Trek" was cancelled, the cast all attempted suicide by self-strangulation.
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2007, 11:22:39 AM »

Episode #26, Darth Vadar visits the Enterprise. 
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2007, 06:53:55 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2007, 07:05:37 PM »

I am part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor, , ,oops, , wrong movie. .
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2007, 10:42:40 PM »

Too much Romulan ale ended with Captain Kirk choking on a tribble hairball. 
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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2007, 12:34:10 AM »

mr spock's assignment of self defence instructor proved lacking when attempting to demonstrate the vulcan death grip to the human participants.
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2007, 12:35:09 AM »

The crew of the Enterprise found out the hard way that chili night in such closed quarters, was not a good idea.
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2007, 12:54:01 AM »

Elsewhere, Capt. Picard is laughing is ass off after he gave Kirk some Klingon Bloodwine.
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2007, 03:06:39 AM »


The results from the test audience for Britney's new album were mixed to say the least...

[sorry, but it's semi-topical and had to be done]
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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2007, 09:40:52 AM »

Episode #26, Darth Vadar visits the Enterprise. 
Along the same thread:
Captain Kirk: Note to self if I live never invite the star wars guys over for poker, the guy in the black leather cape and helmet is one sore loser.
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2007, 01:10:26 AM »

Speaking of Britney:


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♫I could knock down wild horses,♫
♫But it smells so fragrant to me!♫

♫Oh, baby, baby,♫
♫Oops, I'm breakin' some wind!♫
♫I ripped a big fart!♫
♫I feel so ashamed!♫
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2007, 09:13:36 PM »

The cast reacts to the script for the "Spock's Brain" episode after the read though.


Everyone suffered when the set wasn't properly ventilated for the glue fumes from Shatner's toupee.
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