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Neville
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« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2007, 06:41:23 AM »

This steak has... meat!  Buggedout
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« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2007, 07:06:40 AM »

Patrick Swayze got this guy and did this.... Nngg-gh-GLAAGHARRGB




And here's how you do Spongebob's laugh...
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« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2007, 07:27:55 PM »

The Enterprise crew, giddy from their recent scrape with death, decided to have a fork-swallowing contest...whereafter the mess hall served only finger foods and nibbly bits.
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2008, 05:16:01 AM »



The more they learned about JJ Trek the easier it was
for the original cast members to offer their opinion.

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« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2008, 07:44:06 PM »

"Gack... ok, ok! I won't say "Khan" anymore!"
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« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2008, 10:42:00 AM »

After editing the final cut of "Star Trek V" a proud Shatner hosts the first private screening.
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« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2008, 05:59:13 PM »

The crew will forever remember the day the cook served tribble meat.
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2009, 04:08:50 AM »





After Billy Squier's "The Stroke" dance began gaining popularity, the offshoot "The Choke" quickly faded into obscurity.

~or~

Bones!!  No more chili for you!!!
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« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2009, 04:55:03 AM »

Too much Romulan ale ended with Captain Kirk choking on a tribble hairball. 

dude, he got the hairball from uhura
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« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2009, 05:42:50 PM »

Few people know that William Shatner injured his voicebox doing a Louis Armstrong impression on the set of Star Trek in 1967. After that, he could only speak songs.
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« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2009, 12:30:04 PM »


Vader: You have failed me for the last time, Captain Kirk.  Commander Spock...
Spock: Yes, my Lord.
Vader: Make ready to beam our troops down at a point past the energy shield, and deploy Starfleet so nothing gets off the system.  You are in command now, Captain Spock!
Spock: Thank you, Lord Vader.
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« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2009, 06:52:27 AM »

How William Shatner learned not to make his dramatic pauses too long.
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El Misfit
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2009, 10:31:28 AM »

apparently, he inhaled his pipe and this is why kids should not smoke! TeddyR
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« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2009, 03:15:52 PM »




Multiple auditions were held simultaneously for the voice of "Bobby" in the cartoon "Bobby's World".  A certain technique was required to get the voice just right.
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2009, 06:04:45 PM »

someone apparently had the door open to space
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