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We're all just victims of circumstance

« on: September 18, 2007, 01:14:10 PM »


And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 06:49:00 PM »

Hobbits in the city . . .  "They have PINTS???"

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2007, 12:35:22 AM »

woody allen's first concept draft of sleepers needed some polishing out.
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2007, 12:45:58 AM »

It was sure nice of them two girls to give us the last of their rounds.  That Linsey and Brittany can sure drink, when they left, the waitress had to clean 14 of these glasses.

We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2007, 05:49:20 AM »

"Whew, hoisting this glass is making me thirsty"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2007, 11:11:39 AM »

It's a sad ting when someone makes a toast and it takes two men and a small boy to lift your glass
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2007, 08:50:49 PM »

Still not enough booze for beer goggles to make Starr Jones looke good.

The guys found it harder to keep up with John Daly than they thought.

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2008, 08:03:18 PM »

The proprietor was kind enough to wait until this picture was taken before telling these tourists that those were the restaurant's mop buckets. Unfortunately there was no video camera to catch the spit take!

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2008, 09:31:01 PM »

This is how much every beer drinker who goes on the Budweiser brewery tour wants to drink following the tour.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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