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« on: September 10, 2007, 04:11:46 PM »


Well, this is rather interesting...

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/femalePorn.htm

Some samples below...








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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2007, 04:14:46 PM »

I can't see it! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2007, 05:34:40 PM »

Utterly disgusting.  This stuff should be illegal.
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2007, 07:15:53 PM »


Well, this is rather interesting...

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/femalePorn.htm

Some samples below...








Weird, for some reason images from this site don't seem to post to other forums.. maybe the author has something rigged to prevent that.  Couldn't get several pics from that site to show up on my LJ post either..
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2007, 09:13:29 PM »


Well, this is rather interesting...

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/femalePorn.htm

Some samples below...



Not unusual.  It's pretty common to set images so that they can't be hotlinked from other domains; it prevents image-leeching, which drains the original poster's bandwidth.






Weird, for some reason images from this site don't seem to post to other forums.. maybe the author has something rigged to prevent that.  Couldn't get several pics from that site to show up on my LJ post either..
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2007, 06:23:26 AM »

HAH!!! Those guys are whipped! Now...around MY house-it's my way or the highway baby!  A woman's place is barefoot and in the kitchen! Speaking of-"Hey! Go get me some coffe! Pronto!" Ha! See! Take it from me, I- AHHH! DAM That's hot!!!! Whu-? NO! I-yes dear, no dear-sorry dear-yes,I'll clean that mess up......(whimper whimper) ...
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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2007, 01:50:20 AM »

HAH!!! Those guys are whipped! Now...around MY house-it's my way or the highway baby!  A woman's place is barefoot and in the kitchen! Speaking of-"Hey! Go get me some coffe! Pronto!" Ha! See! Take it from me, I- AHHH! DAM That's hot!!!! Whu-? NO! I-yes dear, no dear-sorry dear-yes,I'll clean that mess up......(whimper whimper) ...

I was wiping a tear, laughing at that one.  Karma BounceGiggle BounceGiggle.  I just saw it and I can sum it up in one word:BLASPHAMY!!!  Especially the one about the Playoffs.  No man should ever be seperated from sports, even if it's women's tennis or the WNBA.  My goodness, a man can lose all sense of living if that happens.
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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2007, 03:04:09 PM »

What do you want to bet all those men pictured, are living with a woman, but are unmarried?

Of course, that might be a way to go. One recent study found that a man who lives with a woman, but is not married to her, does more housework, but the sex is more satisfying. While a man who lives with a woman, and is married to her, does less housework, but the sex is less satisfying.

Of course, from the thread's subject, I thought we were going to talk about porn written by and for lesbians.
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2007, 03:19:07 AM »

Nope, I think it's more like the same way we get a woody when we see a naked woman with big tits/ass, women will get flusted when instead of us watching a game, we watch a soap opera/romantic comedy/"The View"/"Oprah".
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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2007, 07:06:40 AM »

What do you want to bet all those men pictured, are living with a woman, but are unmarried?

Of course, that might be a way to go. One recent study found that a man who lives with a woman, but is not married to her, does more housework, but the sex is more satisfying. While a man who lives with a woman, and is married to her, does less housework, but the sex is less satisfying.

Of course, from the thread's subject, I thought we were going to talk about porn written by and for lesbians.

There is so much wisdom to be gained from this post that I thought I'd quote it, and I might even come back in this thread later today and quote it some more.  Listen and learn, all of you!
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2007, 01:30:53 PM »

I got a good laugh out of it.  Some of the stuff I would do, like putting down the toliet seat, getting the baby, and taking out the trash.  The only forseen times I could see myself not doing that is if I was very sick, or if I was crippled. 
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2007, 02:17:41 PM »

For the record, I exhibit every behavior showcased.  If I had six-pack abs, I'd be every woman's dream.
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