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« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2007, 08:53:04 PM »

My pirate name is:

Dirty Tom Read

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
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« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2007, 09:01:12 PM »

My Wife took the quiz:

Captain Bess Kidd

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate.
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« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2007, 09:37:37 PM »

Your pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Vane

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You tend to blend into the background occasionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
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« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2007, 09:44:11 PM »

Mad Davy Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2007, 10:19:10 PM »

Good to know that I, Mad Davy Rackham, have got other scurvy pirate family on the bounding main. 
   

    Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate.    Arr!
   
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