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« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2007, 02:32:05 PM »

Not now Luke, I haven't shaved lately and it looks like Chewbacca "down there". 
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« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2007, 10:15:41 PM »


Sometimes it really is bliss.

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« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2007, 03:26:32 PM »

Hmm maybe Han will notice me if I make out with wussy boy here.

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« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2007, 08:27:52 PM »

So Leia, I guess watching Lone Star gave you some ideas.

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2007, 11:44:50 PM »

Leia: ...and we're gonna get married and have kids and eat  cinnamon rolls for breakfast every day...
Luke: Or wear them.
Leia: What was that?
Luke: Nothing. How many kids do you want?
Leia: 3 or 4
Luke: Are you counting heads or bodies?
Leia: What did you just say?
Luke: Uh...what did you hear?

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« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2009, 10:41:13 PM »

yeah!  EWWWW!

.....everyone knows he doesn't like girls!

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« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2009, 10:24:41 AM »

"Ya know, Carrie. George says he has a real suprise for us in the next script. And he had this real evil laugh when he said it..."

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« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2009, 05:28:23 PM »

Leia: Umm It felt like i was kissing my Brother.
Luke: I know what you mean.

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