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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?


« on: September 20, 2007, 12:10:36 PM »

Dracula returns
To claim the good amulet.
Where are the virgins?


The Fat Kid is teased,
Even by his friends, until
He shotguns gill-man.


Do werewolves have nards?
The one way to know for sure
Is to kick him there.


Frankenstein is nice
When children treat him nicely,
Not bogus at all.
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