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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« on: September 20, 2007, 08:30:36 PM »

From my review of The Stuff...



"Coming up, tragedy strikes as a once popular teen star sneezes their 'daily supply' on an unsuspecting fan..."
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2007, 09:02:05 PM »

On the next Jeff Foxworthy Show, Jeff tries to repair a small hole in the wall with spackle-tacularly hilarious results!

I want to apologize for the pun in this caption and for any damage it might have caused to sensitive readers. I will resign my Senate post effective immediately and wish to name as my temporary replacement that loveable tough guy, Chuck Norris, just because I think it will be very funny when he roundhouse kicks Congress into fiscal responsibility.
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2007, 11:19:20 PM »


Biggest money shot...EVER!!!
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2007, 11:25:04 PM »

Karma Ash, for beating me to the punch. TeddyR
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2007, 02:10:11 PM »


Biggest money shot...EVER!!!


Along the same lines:
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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2007, 03:17:35 PM »

 No!  No!  I said pour some sugar on me!  AAAHHHH!
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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2007, 04:46:29 PM »

From the CNN Health Library:
Boils usually start as red, tender lumps. The lumps quickly fill with pus, growing larger and more painful until they rupture and drain (see fig. 1).



fig. 1
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2007, 07:58:37 PM »

Wow, that super glue is outrageous!

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And you thought that my pimple wasn't ready yet...
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« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2007, 12:06:46 PM »

Early screen test for the movie "The Exorcist".  They decided to go with pea soup.
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Classic.


« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2007, 01:03:08 PM »

Hey! cool! An anime monster in my close-- ARGHHHH!!!
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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2007, 01:24:52 PM »

"What good is a fire truck full of Cool Whip?  Ahhhhhhhh!"
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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2007, 01:28:58 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2007, 07:56:52 AM »

THE CHILD OF THE PILSBURY DOUGHBOY AND THE BLOB ATTACKS . . . . .
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« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2007, 11:38:09 PM »

Ron Jeremy was in for a surprise when all the women from his film career got together to give back to him what he so freely gave them.
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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2007, 04:47:51 PM »

Ron Jeremy was in for a surprise when all the women from his film career got together to give back to him what he so freely gave them.

LOL. I acctually didn't see that one comming (no pun intended, seriously). +karma
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