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« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2008, 10:22:20 PM »

I don't need them.  I'm Don Friggin' Knotts.  I can give myself head.
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« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2008, 10:52:54 AM »

I don't need them.  I'm Don Friggin' Knotts.  I can give myself head.

Don't ask me why, but that cracked me up  BounceGiggle

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What are you afraid of? It's only rock n' roll.

« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2008, 12:29:51 PM »

"and now back to........Pimp my Landlord!"
I am APOCALYPSE, mutant! And.. um.. well hello there!
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Howdy sugah!

« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2009, 02:46:46 AM »

Mr. Furley told his b*tches their first client was "hung like a horse".  It turned out to be Gus, the football-kicking mule.

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Just give me hairspray and I can rule the world!

« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2009, 03:11:05 AM »

Furley keepin the pimp hand strong.


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« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2009, 04:00:35 PM »

Who's the white landlord that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Damn right!

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