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« on: September 21, 2007, 06:40:44 PM »


"Dear Thelma Lou. It's pretty dull up here in Mount Pilot. Not much to do at all. Will be home soon. Miss you. Love, Barney"
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2007, 09:26:53 PM »

"Everybody get on the Ho Train!"
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2007, 10:13:40 PM »

The world waited for Barney Fife's re-imagination of Dolemite
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2007, 06:17:40 AM »

Mr. Furley finally gave up the landlord thing for much more lucrative prospects.
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2007, 12:20:10 PM »

Welcome to a very special episode of 'Pimp Your Fife'.
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2007, 06:28:52 PM »

Rare costume tests of Don Knotts as Dr. Hunter S. Thompson for an aborted earlier adaptation of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In the running for the role of Dr. Gonzo were Oliver Reed, Ross Martin, and Victor French.

BTW, we used to joke that Mount Pilot must be a pretty rocking town compared to Mayberry, it seemed you had to go there to get a legal drink or get laid. I mean if Helen Crump is a prime catch.......
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2007, 08:27:07 PM »

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Any town that could produce "The Fun Girls from Mt. Pilot" must be a rockin' place!


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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2007, 12:44:04 AM »

Henry Winkler has got nothin' on me
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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2007, 05:56:26 AM »





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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2007, 10:11:40 PM »

Was this Queen in "I Want To Break Free"?
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« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2007, 02:18:44 PM »

Yo b***hes, go make me my money.
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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2007, 07:01:11 PM »

When Barney's double life as the Mack Daddy of Mayberry ("Nip It before I Whip It" being his phrase to keep his ho's in line) was uncovered, Gomer was forced to make a "Citizen's Arrest" since Andy was on the take to turn a blind eye. Even more shocking was the gay hookup joint being run out of Floyd's Barbershop.
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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2008, 04:50:16 AM »



That runt Tripper aint got nothin on da Furl-Dawg.
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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2008, 04:33:24 PM »


Ya gotta nipizzle it in the budizzle, dawg.
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« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2008, 12:38:55 AM »


Cue the Shaft theme music...."Waka waka waka waka"
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