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« on: September 23, 2007, 05:54:09 AM »

Was listening to some 80s rock lately, and came across a couple of lines that always crack me up.

The first one just kind of makes me giggle, because I have a filthy mind. It's from Winger's I Need You Now.

"It's still hard at six o'clock in the morning"

No wonder he needs her now. Wouldn't this be a great song for a Viagra commercial?

The other is perhaps one of the finest examples of the kind of sexual innuendo that heavy metal bands did so well. Although few can compare to Warrant's Cherry Pie.

"I mixed up the batter and she licked the beater"

Cracks me up every time. That line (that whole song) could almost pass for a Spinal Tap parody.

Anybody else got favourite funny song lyrics. Unintentionally funny is best, of course.
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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2007, 09:06:59 AM »

"I don't know where I'm goin', but I sure know where I've been." 
Whitesnake - Here I Go Again

Unintentionally funny to me, I wonder if Coverdale feels he's important for that bit of knowledge.

"As we taxied down the runway I can hear the people shout, they say don't come back here Yankee but if I ever do, I'll bring more money..." 
Don Henley - All She Wants To Do Is Dance

This one always makes me smile.   Thumbup

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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2007, 01:58:53 PM »

"...Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song...every rose has its thorn"

Poison- Every Rose Has its thorn.

It's just such dumb lyric, that I can't help but chuckle every time I hear it. 
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2007, 06:25:40 PM »

 Any RAMONES song.

  And this...God forgive me...I...I...couldn't...resist...

   [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04wfmIoHoq0

   I'm sorry...so...sorry...

 
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2007, 10:58:51 PM »

"...the words get stuck in my throat... the words get stuck in my throat ... !"  She's lucky she didn't get stuck in no GARGANTUA's throat !!  Who can forget that ditty???   TeddyR  My siblings and I ate that up with a spoon...
To tell the truth, most of the lyrics on this album make me laugh and you know how I love it:


"Can I come over tonight?  Can I come over tonight?  Well do you think I wanna do that's right?  Can I come over tonight?  I say we will have a real cool time tonight... I say we will have a real cool time tonight... I say we will have a real cool time ... I say we will have a real cool time tonight... I say we will have a real cool time tonight... we will have a real cool time... we will have a cool time...a real cool time...tonight... "   Thumbup
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2007, 01:35:35 AM »

I got one, but it's got cursing.  It's Drips by Eminem featuring Obie Trice.

Part of the verse by Obie:

"...she foaming at the lips,
the one between her hips.
Pubic hair lookin' like some sour cream dip,
without the nachoes.
My dick hit the spot though,
p***y tighter than conditions of us black folks..."

Once again, I apologize for the explitives, but I thought it was funny.

Also, listen to Eminem's "As the World Turns" and Criminal.

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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2007, 02:30:46 AM »

"Like A Virgin" by Madonna.

Eeeyeah. When exactly did you last feel that way, Madonna? When you were twelve?
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2007, 08:02:43 AM »

A lot of Alkaline Trio's lyrics bring a wry smile to my lips - one of the lines from 'Stupid Kid' always gets a good laugh

"Why is it that you had to say goodbye in your special way?
...you slashed the tyres on my car."
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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2007, 06:05:42 AM »

Any thing by the CRAMPS!!! Here they are doing Tennage Goo-Goo Muck!!!

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  Simply incurabley insane!!!
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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2007, 10:23:01 AM »

The Cramps are always fun to listen to.

Back in the early '90s, that song by Right Said Fred & Vibology by Paula Abdul used to crack me up.
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« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2007, 11:16:17 AM »

"Daddy says she too young but shes old enough for me"
Winger-Seventeen (still a disturbing song)


"I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own Wookie..."
The Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn (the Bloodhound Gang are loaded with lyrics that are laughable but this is my favorite)



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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2007, 05:59:46 PM »

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..." it doesn't matter,I'll probally get hit by a car anyway."  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2007, 06:56:49 PM »

  [youtube=425,350] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tBaMlAUj08

..." it doesn't matter,I'll probally get hit by a car anyway."  BounceGiggle


All I WANTED WAS A PEPSI! JUST ONE PEPSI!!!

That one always makes me laugh. 


Another thing I thought of, I always laugh at David Lee Roth's spoken parts in songs. 

"No no no no, don't take em off...leave em on leave em on..."
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« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2007, 12:25:14 AM »

"Jesus Was Way Cool" by King Missile. Gotta love em.
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« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2007, 10:20:50 PM »

30,000 pounds of bananas by Harry Chapin.
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