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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2007, 07:31:41 PM »

My personal favorite lyric of "Fire Water Burn" is

"...and Webster, yeah, Emmanuel Lewis, cause he's the Anti-Christ".   TeddyR
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« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2007, 07:59:05 PM »

"I want a fat girl
An f-a-t fat girl
Calories are where it's at girl
What you think about that girl?
A fat girl

I want a fat girl
An f-a-t girl
Atkins Diet is whack girl
What you think about that girl?
I want a fat girl"

There's a bunch of good lines in this song, but that's the chorus.

It's "Fat Girl" by Loose Cannons
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« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2007, 12:15:48 PM »

This Linkin Park Parody:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYNRhzX6gw8
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« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2007, 12:26:10 AM »

Marcy PlayGround - Sex and Candy
Primus - The Air is Getting Slippery
The Beat Farmers - Happy Boy
Scott Langencamp - Moose in my house
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« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2007, 08:52:01 PM »

BIG L is my favourite for funny lyrics. they're intentional though...

"I put his brains on the street/
Now you can see what he was just thinking"

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"I knocked out so many teeth/
The tooth-fairy went bankrupt"

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"I wasn't 'poor', I was po'... I couldn't afford the 'o-r' "

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"My girls are like boomerangs/
No matter how far I throw them, they come back"

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"A girl asked me for a ring/
So I put one around her whole eye"

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"Ask Beavis...I get nothing but head" (Butthead)

agree with bloodhound gang they were good with funny lyrics as well, lately they've been crap though! (IMO)

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Classic.


« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2007, 11:59:11 AM »

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying-Bloodhound gang

I swear, the first time I heard this song I laughed so hard I puked.

-and-

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.

Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
doing to the soil?
Stuart- The Dead Milkmen

Pretty much anything by The Dead Milkmen makes me giggle.
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« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2007, 03:41:40 PM »

Furnace Face. Especially "My Girlfriend Thinks She's Fat".
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« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2007, 04:56:53 PM »

Maybe I'll sound weird, but a lot of ICP's lyrics make me laugh. I quote some from the memory, so please forgive.

"Let's see, hm. Well I have to think about it. I might show up in a tux HA! but i doubt it. I'd probably show naked like I always do. Look in your mum's eye and say "F*CK YOU!" (...) I'd start stare at your sister, I'd tell you this, that for 13 she's got some big t*ts"  BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

Maybe it's a but offensive, but it makes me cry from laughter
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« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2007, 06:18:20 PM »

"I wanna grow my hair to the sky" - some Cinderella song



EVERY Wesley Willis song.
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« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2007, 06:20:38 PM »

I appluad Shadow for making my day. Linkin Park is an over-rated boy band. Funny as heck dude. Thumbup BounceGiggle
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« Reply #25 on: October 01, 2007, 09:19:17 PM »

seeing as bloodhound gang figured a bit tin this thread, I just remembered my favourite jimmy-pop couplet:

"I hate Jon Bon Jovi / but I hate his music more"

nice nice nice Thumbup
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« Reply #26 on: October 01, 2007, 09:30:37 PM »

"Life's short and hard like a bodybuilding elf, so save the planet and kill yourself."
Lift Your Head Up High and Blow Your Brains Out by Bloodhound Gang

"You're a mix between an Ugnaut, and Eugene Levy"
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk by Bloodhound Gang

And pretty much the entire song She Ain't Got No Legs by Bloodhound Gang.
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« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2007, 09:11:58 AM »

"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" by Big & Rich has some great ones, ie, the use of "bling bling" as a verb,

"Well I don't give a dang about nothin' /  I'm singin' and bling--blingin' "

or of course that verse that begins with

"I'm a thoroughbred / that's wut she said/ in the back o' mah truck bed"

and ends with

"and sang her every Willie Nelson song I know, an' we made LOVE!"

Country music abounds with painfully badly written (and delivered) lyrics, and the genre has thus far been underrepresented in this thread.
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« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2007, 11:30:43 AM »

The album Boogazm from The Look People.
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« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2007, 08:36:59 PM »

Holy crap!  The Look People!

Is that the album that has "Samba Chicken" on it?
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