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« on: September 26, 2007, 02:42:08 PM »

I'll set it up and ya'll run with it....
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2007, 03:53:57 PM »

Guard On Left: Uh boss, you have the gun backwards
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2007, 09:30:32 PM »

Eminem has really let himself go
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Jesus H. Chelios!


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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2007, 10:09:44 PM »

In an effort to cash in on the Wii's success, Dennis Hopper goes batsh!t crazy and buys a warehouse full of Nintendo's failed "Super Scope 6" peripherals, hoping that giving them a new "cooler" paint job and selling them bundled with a first person shooter game based on Flashback...
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2007, 07:00:07 AM »

That's not a garden hose.  This is a garden hose!
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2007, 12:58:23 PM »



"I'm not falling for that 'look out behind you' crap!"
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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2007, 11:54:30 PM »

So the genie said "I'm not equipped for that...I'm just smoke below the waist." So I said "Well at least give us a little head!" And the next thing we know...
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2007, 04:08:10 PM »



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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2007, 04:59:54 AM »

Don't let Koopa get away with it. Buy your own Nintendo Scope from Ebay.
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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2007, 09:06:28 AM »

I'll set it up and ya'll run with it....



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« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2007, 01:01:28 AM »

Well, that takes care of that Sega bulls**t, now for that GayStation 3 and that Xbox 3-6-these nuts.  PULL!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2007, 05:59:51 AM »

The main reason why the Super Scope never caught on in America.
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« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2007, 05:40:28 PM »

No, No, it's not the fact that it's... okay, yes it is the fact that it's bigger than our heads that we don't want you to use it...
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2007, 12:23:37 PM »

Um, boss?  That's the thing we use for sucking out the porta-potties.
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« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2007, 05:08:11 PM »


I told ya mothas...all I wanted was a lil head
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