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« on: September 26, 2007, 02:42:08 PM »

I'll set it up and ya'll run with it....
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2007, 03:53:57 PM »

Guard On Left: Uh boss, you have the gun backwards

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2007, 09:30:32 PM »

Eminem has really let himself go

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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Jesus H. Chelios!

« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2007, 10:09:44 PM »

In an effort to cash in on the Wii's success, Dennis Hopper goes batsh!t crazy and buys a warehouse full of Nintendo's failed "Super Scope 6" peripherals, hoping that giving them a new "cooler" paint job and selling them bundled with a first person shooter game based on Flashback...

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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2007, 07:00:07 AM »

That's not a garden hose.  This is a garden hose!

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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2007, 12:58:23 PM »

"I'm not falling for that 'look out behind you' crap!"

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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2007, 11:54:30 PM »

So the genie said "I'm not equipped for that...I'm just smoke below the waist." So I said "Well at least give us a little head!" And the next thing we know...

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It's neVer over!

« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2007, 04:08:10 PM »

"I'm not falling for that 'look out behind you' crap!"
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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2007, 04:59:54 AM »

Don't let Koopa get away with it. Buy your own Nintendo Scope from Ebay.

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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2007, 09:06:28 AM »

I'll set it up and ya'll run with it....

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« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2007, 01:01:28 AM »

Well, that takes care of that Sega bulls**t, now for that GayStation 3 and that Xbox 3-6-these nuts.  PULL!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2007, 05:59:51 AM »

The main reason why the Super Scope never caught on in America.
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2007, 05:40:28 PM »

No, No, it's not the fact that it's... okay, yes it is the fact that it's bigger than our heads that we don't want you to use it...

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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2007, 12:23:37 PM »

Um, boss?  That's the thing we use for sucking out the porta-potties.

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« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2007, 05:08:11 PM »

I told ya mothas...all I wanted was a lil head
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