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« on: September 28, 2007, 05:50:39 AM »

"Please hurry. It's a really big spider and I don't want to touch it."
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2007, 11:42:10 AM »

Yeah...average and blue costume...shoots web from wrists.......I don't know he just kind of came in here and started staring at us from the ceiling...

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Primoris Malum

« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2007, 12:01:32 PM »

"Can you hear me now?"


"Make that two large pepperonis with extra cheese."

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
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« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2007, 12:03:15 PM »

Can I see the airplanes?  Why, no...the roof's in the way.

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« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2007, 12:51:00 PM »

Yeah, maintenance? Hi.. ummm..look there is a whole bunch of pencils stuck in the ceiling tiles here and we need someone to get them. We would clean them up ourselves.. but we can't seem to look away... and one already fell out and stuck in Steve's eye. Thanks.

I see you are playing stupid... Looks like you're winning
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2007, 01:49:01 PM »

The new video conferencing technology brought phone sex to new levels.

All:  WOW!!  WOOHOO!!  OH MAN!!!
Steve:  I didn't know the human body could bend like that!
Erika:  Puh-leeze.  Here I am in all my Playboy glory and these clowns are watching donkey shows.
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen

« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2007, 05:08:54 PM »

Yeah I'd like an exterminator tell him to bring an elephant gun becuase thats one big roach!
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2007, 01:25:53 AM »

I'll call you later, dude.  I just saw the promise land in between her hairy legs.

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2007, 02:10:58 AM »

You're my agent! Maybe you can tell me why Chuck Norris is suddenly cool again, and I'm still lame!

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2007, 03:37:56 AM »

What do I do now?  She hung up on me and I don't want to look like a fool in front of the rest of the gang!  **Ahem.** "Sure honey, I know how much you want it, and I'll be right over to give it to you once we've stopped the bad guys..."

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« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2007, 06:54:45 AM »

Can I see the airplanes?  Why, no...the roof's in the way.
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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2007, 08:21:41 AM »

"For the sweet and sensual, press one. For the big, busty and beautiful, press two. For the hot chocolate honeys, press...."

"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

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« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2007, 08:29:02 AM »

Please hurry, I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2007, 01:16:22 PM »

Why I don't think he's here?  Is Mike Rotch there? I'm looking for Mike Rotch....


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« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2007, 11:25:22 PM »

"And the launch codes are...Hey switch over to The Jewelry Network and check out that blue amethyst brooch! Gad! The stone is nice but look at that overly filigreed setting, and with yellow opals! How could they sell anything that tacky for $450?! Ingrid here even agrees...what? OH! The codes are 12-9er-34..." - BOOM!

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