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« on: September 29, 2007, 07:13:32 PM »


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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2007, 07:14:04 PM »

A FAREWELL TO ARMS on LSD.
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2007, 07:53:49 PM »

Sure.  Just turn around and I'll get that nasty ol' itch for ya.  Just leave it to me.
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2007, 11:06:12 PM »

Yeah, just wait until you see what my tongue does!
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2007, 01:06:45 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2007, 01:09:26 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2007, 02:13:50 AM »

Do you know how hard it is to shop for shirts with these? Do you? Do you?
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2007, 09:50:29 AM »

Yes, it IS to compensate for a lack of size in other areas.  There, I have said it!  Are you happy now?
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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2007, 06:05:30 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2007, 06:52:55 PM »

Reed Richards messes up what would be an otherwise perfect disguise
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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2007, 07:21:57 PM »

See what happens when you stick your arm into one of those vacuum thingies at the bank drive through?? SEE??!!
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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2008, 05:33:43 AM »



From the pages of DC Comics... Bollywood Plasticman!
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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2008, 10:49:48 AM »



Have you ever tried to wipe with arms this long? Its not possable, I tell you, not possable!
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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2008, 01:10:19 PM »


Man to left: There's no way you don't have something up your sleeve, villain!
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