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flackbait
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« on: October 01, 2007, 01:30:27 AM »

this ones just begging for a good caption
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2007, 11:21:59 AM »

Boy I tell ya, these water cooler conversations just aren't the same without a water cooler. 
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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2007, 12:45:42 PM »

...And for an extra 10 Deutsche marks, Steve here will do this thing that's guaranteed to curl your toes
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2007, 09:47:16 PM »

Ever have a quickie with Margaret Dumont, Sig? Is she a moaner or a screamer?

Say, this Oktoberfest really sucks. I'm sticking with Tijuana donkey shows for my next vacation.

You mean this isn't the casting call for the remake of Ilsa?

Poor Harvey could only stare on as the other actors had more lines, holding back a scream as he had another vision of his career a decade hence, playing Zipper opposite Frankie and Annette.
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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2007, 11:35:36 PM »

So I says to my friend Buzz, here "a German uniform...now THERE's a uniform for ya." But then he goes "Yeah Killer, but it's not authentic unless the gun is real." So I says "I'll make a bet witcha buddy. I got two bucks says dat gun is real and loaded, and I got another 2 bucks I c'n give him to try it out and prove it's real!" So whaddaya say, pal? I'll cut ya in for half!
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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2007, 06:01:44 PM »

"Radio in the coffee pot? I don't know anything about a radio in the coffee pot! What makes you think there'd be a radio in the coffee pot?"
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2007, 08:42:34 PM »

"This one time, at POW camp . . . ."
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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2007, 11:39:22 PM »


"Is your wife... a goer? Ey? Ey? Know what I mean?
Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge."
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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2007, 05:31:10 AM »


"Is your wife... a goer? Ey? Ey? Know what I mean?
Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge."

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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2007, 08:36:34 AM »

is that a bratwrusch in your pocket or are you happy to see me.
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« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2007, 01:18:33 PM »


"Is your wife... a goer? Ey? Ey? Know what I mean?
Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge."



Karma from me too for that one! BounceGiggle
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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2007, 10:00:39 AM »

So the joke goes, A German soldier, a Russian soldier and a Polish soldier walk into Poland...
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