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« on: October 03, 2007, 10:45:29 AM »



Okay guys, I can barely look at this without laughing, so I'm unable to think of anything that would make it funnier.
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2007, 11:32:02 AM »

Oh Mr. Sulu how I miss you when you're away. 
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2007, 12:26:18 PM »

McCoy told me this would happen if I screwed with too many blue women.
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Classic.


« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2007, 04:30:12 PM »

puff puff "ok, got the probe. Managed to get my clothes back, now I gotta get out of this bald guy's closet" -from the lost episode"planet deliverance"
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2007, 05:30:58 PM »

"Now we'll see how well Yeoman Rand handles the Captain's log!"
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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2007, 07:45:01 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2007, 10:51:12 PM »

I don't have a hairy wookie, but a peterified tribble in my pants!!!
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2007, 05:38:03 AM »

"As God is my witness . . . I'll never be hungry again."
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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2007, 05:42:27 AM »

Given enough time, the crew would notice telltale signs that Dr. Janice Lester was still inhabiting the captain's body.
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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2007, 08:14:56 AM »

Spock, where are the batteries ?
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« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2007, 04:19:19 PM »

"As God is my witness . . . I'll never be hungry again."

One of the more disturbing captions that I've read.  Hats off to you, sir.
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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2007, 05:59:06 PM »

"How was I supposed to know giant androids were so brittle!?"
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« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2007, 08:58:54 AM »




"I'll never make fun of Gene Roddenberry again."
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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2007, 05:27:07 AM »

Captain Kirk proves why he wins the Milton Berle Memorial "Just Enough to Win" Challenge year after year.

What d'ya know? Shatner really is Jewish.
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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2007, 12:52:58 AM »



This is a blooper clip from a special lost episode of Star Trek, where the special guest was Thing from the Fantastic Four
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