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Neville
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« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2007, 07:52:42 AM »
Now properly equiped, Kirk is ready to conquer the Amazon planet.
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« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2007, 08:04:24 AM »
Quote from: Neville on October 08, 2007, 07:52:42 AM
Now properly equiped, Kirk is ready to conquer the Amazon planet.

THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!
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« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2007, 11:02:19 AM »
This has nothing to do with the topic, I just wanted to tell Indianasmith that his signature is rockin.  I loved that series.
The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, the Unbeliever is still one of my favorite reads.
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« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2007, 11:29:44 AM »
Thanks Izzy!!!!  I need to change it to the last stanza of the poem . . . I had the first up for awhile and the second has been there for over two months.
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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2007, 09:46:40 AM »
Nope...can't think of any other joke I can apply to this....my brain hurts!
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« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2007, 05:55:34 AM »
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« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2007, 04:35:09 PM »
When I find the bastard who did this sculpture of me....
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« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2007, 06:08:50 PM »


After the series wrap the cast and crew awarded
William Shatner a statue of his likeness as they saw him.

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Neville
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« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2007, 06:45:17 PM »
(In Shatner's speech)

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it.

 Wink
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« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2007, 03:22:42 PM »

Kirk: "It's a...a rocket!"
Children: "Yaaay!"
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« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2008, 11:02:13 PM »
Cuz I'm a rocket man...
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« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2008, 12:23:47 AM »
"Copenhagen, here I come!"
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« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2008, 08:26:42 AM »
Quote from: Immoral Liberal on December 07, 2007, 03:22:42 PM

Kirk: "It's a...a rocket!"
Children: "Yaaay!"


"No it isn't, it's a...!"

Nice, you get a round of karma BounceGiggle
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« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2008, 09:16:28 AM »
Bald man: That's strange, I know I left a doggie treat for my Rancor right there....
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« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2008, 04:32:28 AM »

Just call me Captain Ahab and say that today's my lucky day.
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